Saturday, March 22, 2008

And now from the Duh Chronicles I bring you ….

Scientists trying to explain the existence of religion.

"Time, therefore, to put religion under the microscope.... Explaining Religion is an ambitious attempt to do this. The experiments it will sponsor are designed to look at the mental mechanisms needed to represent an omniscient deity, whether (and how) belief in such a “surveillance-camera” God might improve reproductive success to an individual's Darwinian advantage"

This just in

The industrious team has also formed an ad hoc committee to study the underpinnings of the American Revolution. Preliminary data suggests a distain for tea and a desire to found a nation who’s breakfast beverage of choice would in fact be coffee.

Lord, Lead all Souls to Heaven especially those in most need of your mercy. Amen

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